BOB AND THE BLONDIE- Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58PM He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared...

Little Old Lady- There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted 'PRAISE...

Quote: A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you forget the words!